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Anonymous asked:

I am Castiel, angel of the Lord. This box-like machine with many buttons and a screen indicates to me you are infatuated with my brother, the ruler of hell. I regret to inform you he has been locked in a cage, and will not be out for some time. Or ever, if I can help it. I assisted in placing him in said cage. Through Enochian communication, I would be willing to telecom him a message; what would you like me to tell him, Taylor-Of-Fandoms?

uptheeucalyptustree answered:

Oh wow, haha this is so cute! Hi Castiel! I see you’ve discovered the Internet. Yes, it is true that I am infatuated with good ole Luci, but you’re a great little angel as well. Tell your brother that if he ever gets out I could help him rule hell maybe, and I’ll be his queen. As for you, Cas, I hope you have a wonderful day :D

egggstiel

cosmogyros:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

awwwcastiel:

evanescent-fallen-angel:

rockandrollchick:

What if thunderstorms are just teenage angels playing drums?! And there’s God yelling at them to quiet down, but they’re like ‘FUCK YOU DAD WE DO WHAT WE WANT!’

So if Balthazar and Gabriel started a band

Don’t forget Lucifer

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We were pretty kick ass, and then Luci decided to go solo

"Luci decided to go solo"

so much Bible in one casual phrase

egggstiel

lilmiss-fallen-angel:

the-masters-fallen-angel:

agentrodgers:

roguishfeathers:

percysowner:

ruby + fries

I do love this, although it does bring up the question, since demons are repelled by salt, is she really getting the full experience?

Maybe she liked salted fries just as people like spicy food?

#it’s a metaphor #she puts the killing thing in her mouth and she doesn’t let it kill her

But she had sex with sam.

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egggstiel

deanieweeniesfallen-angelpancake:

the-sacred-cumberbutt:

deanieweeniesfallen-angelpancake:

impala-of-the-lord:

deanieweeniesfallen-angelpancake:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

davidytenny-ovariesexplodeywodey:

current sexuality: MISHA DANCING LIKE AN ADORKABLE BALLERINA

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All I can see is a very disgruntled Cas after accidentally picking up those cursed ballet shoes.

Now I can’t unsee that

*pirouettes angrily*

Okay, it’s official this needs to happen

Im calling cw

DO IT